Good luck Shaun dude, I feel for you, I do.
Show us symmetry.
Original, Creative, Confident, Funky, Young, Energetic, Bitter, Special, Adored, sexual, Unique, Determined, Stubborn, careless, carefree, Different, Crazy, Cool, Leader, Risk Taker, mad, Life Live-er, Fearless, Positive, Sweet, Confused, Hurt, Damaged, Ugly, Beautiful, Hurt.
I'm a ChaCha Guide and get paid to help people search for things on
the internet. (Let me know if you want an invite!) But anyway, I
get a lof of pranks - this one made some prank webpage, I found this
out b/c someone else who reads the webpage recognized my name and sent
me the link. How flattering.
BUTTSECKS
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Melissa(50261)
Melissa(50261): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI
You: DO YOU LIEK TEH BUTTSECKS
Melissa(50261): Sorry, I'm not finding any Buttsecks.
Melissa(50261): Results.
You: BUT DO YOU LIKE IT
Melissa(50261): Do you think there may be any other way to spell it?
You: NONE AT ALL, GOOD LADY
You: WHAT A PREPOSTEROUS THOUGHT
Melissa(50261): Silly me.
You: YES INDEED
Melissa(50261): Anything else I can look up for you?
You: DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT
You: I WANTED YOUR OPINION ON IT
You: HENCE MY ORIGINAL QUESTION
Melissa(50261): I'm sorry, I dont know what buttsecks is.
You: SAY IT OUT LOUD
Melissa(50261): I couldnt! The other nuns might hear me.
You: YOU ARE IN A NUNNERY?
You: I THOUGHT CATHOLICS HAD BANNED THE INTERNET
Melissa(50261): Hey we all have to make a little cash on the side, you know.
You: I UNDERSTAND
Melissa(50261): Hey look, I found something!
You: YOU HERO
Melissa(50261): I do what I can.
You: IN CASE YOU HAVEN;T REALISED, THIS IS A PRANK
Melissa(50261): Fine with me, I still get paid.
You: IF I WERE LOOKING FOR BUTTSECKS, I'D BECOME A RENT BOY
You: THERE WE ARE
You: I GET THE LULZ, YOU GET THE CASH
You: EVERYBODY'S HAPPY
You: WELL, MUST DASH
You: THE GLORY OF GOD BE WITH YOU SISTER
Melissa(50261): Good night.
Melissa(50261): Come again!
You: I WILL
You: ON YOUR FACE
Melissa(50261): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Audio: Share a song that reminds you of a current or past relationship.
David actually pointed out that this was written for us. Romantic, huh?
Nickleback- Animals
I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the
track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been
kissing
Screamin'
[CHORUS]
No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals
So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in
You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna
squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my
gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'
[CHORUS]
So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in
We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'
[CHORUS]
So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in
How have people mispronounced your name? How is it supposed to sound?
Submitted by Lorie.
WET
Why am I the way I am?? As I sit here and down an adderall and a tylonal 3 I'm feeling a little philisophical. When I was burned as a child how did it affect who I am today? Is that why I need norcotics and stimulates to get me to feel normal? For those of you who don't know - I was burned, BAD, when I was 3 - the same age as Avereigh. I had 3rd degree burns on %80 of my little body, I had a leg amputated (I'm going this afternoon to be fitted for a new prosthesis!).
I was supposed to die. The odds were completely against me, and to this day I'm baffled as to WHY?? Why me? Why did I make it? Why did I beat the odds? Here are some interesting numbers - Only %28 of pediatic burn survivors go on to graduate high school, I did. %5 complete college, that makes me feel a little better, I guess. It's weird the only %28 had long term partners - I wonder if it was the same %28 who graduated high school. "Females endorsed significantly more externalizing and total problems, specifically withdrawn behaviors(check), somatic complaints(check), thought problems(check), aggressive behavior(check check), and delinquent behavior(check-ola)" Wow, why did I have to find that out myself? I HOPE that it's because this information wasnt available when I was spending my days in hospitals, etc. Seriously, I feel a little jipped thinking there is somethign wrong with me and not knowing what or why, when there it is in black and white, You can't just go through hell - literally - as a three year old and expect to come out and just live your life as if nothings happened. Which is what I've been doing, and whats been expected of me. No one has ever sat down with me and asked me how I'm doing, how is my life? It's amazing really. My parents were always there for me, they were amazing actually - but did it never occour to them to get me some counsoling, or sooooomething? I take that bad - I specifically remember a psychologist telling my mom when I was 5 or so, she's fine, theres nothing I can do to help her, shes a normal kid, treat her that way. I was screaming inside though, I sure as hell wasnt going to let anyone know though. It's complicated, I guess.
Annnnyway, I'm making an apt. today - I hope I can get it all worked out, I wish I could find someone dealed with treating pediatric burn survivors - I'd be really interested in hearing what they think, and know. Maybe I'll call the burn center later.
I know what you all are thinknig too - I neeeeed to get out and help others. I do. I just dont think I'm ready yet. I need to get myself figured out, I need to learn more, and once thats done I might just write a book or something :)
Wow - Ive never gotten all that out before - thanks vox! :)
Ok, I cant stop googling. It looks like they are really doing a lot more with the behavioral aspects of pediatric burn survivors - that makes me happy.
Here's a pic, as you can see, I don't looook psychotic - I only
feeeeeel that way. By the way, if you say to me, Youre still beautiful
on the inside, despite how you look on the outside. You are NOT my
friend anymore.
